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coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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Stop at the sign of the lemon
Hello friends, I'm Desiree! This blog probably isn't sfw. Ok it's definitely nsfw. I'm into anime, some funky games, and a whole lot of other stuff! I'm a sappy loser who gets overwhelmed over the tiniest things and I tend to make a lot of text posts! You were warned. Welcome to my blog :)
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
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2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
- fuck you
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Are we special or just weird?: I’ve compiled a list of quotes and I will entitle that list Gerard...
I’ve compiled a list of quotes and I will entitle that list Gerard Way: Professional Adult Idiot Baby
- “Hey, girls, you’re beautiful. Don’t look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models.”
- “I wanted this short white hair so I would look like this character, who I pictured as someone who…
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